Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Dwarf statues

#1 The giant dwarf statue of doom.

A big rock statue.

#2 Gold dwarf statue
 
Smaug tries to assess the statues market value.

#3 Minecraft Statue
 

#4 Honeydew the Dwarf Statue
 





#5 Bombur rides the barrel

 


 Need I say more? Hmm?

Dwarf Weapons

#1 Axe

Big and good for hitting things with.

#2 Sword






















Square swords. Need I say more?

#3 Dwarven Windlass
 


A big double crossbow for shooting dragons with.

#4 War Hammer
 









Whack your friends!

#5 Dinner
 

 
 When dwarves eat too much, they get like Bombur.



Sunday, March 2, 2014

Helloo

Helloo! I am Dwarfbloggy.  Welcome to my stoopid blog! Yes, I know how stupid is spelled, but I choose to spell it the wrong way.  I am doing this as a project that I was assigned.  This is about Dwarves and their oversize beards.  This specific post is about my favorite dwarves.  So, let's begin!

#1 Gimli the Dwarf
 
  
Gimli is a dwarf from Lord of the Rings.  He is the son of Gloin the Dwarf from the Hobbit.
He carries a battleaxe, a smaller axe, and several throwing axes.  He also has a spatula.

#2  Honeydew the Dwarf
Honeydew is a Dwarf from Minecraft.  He is notorious for setting off to much TNT at once.
He also likes Jaffa cakes.

#3  Thror the Dwarf









  Thror the Dwarf is the king of the Dwarves of Erebor.  He is seen in the first Hobbit movie

#4 Thorin the Dwarf


 Thorin the Dwarf is the leader of the party of dwarves that plans to kill Smaug the dragon that has taken over The Lonely Mountain
 
 



#5   Kili the Dwarf
 



Kili the Dwarf is a dwarf from the Hobbit.  He has a bow and arrow and a sword